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* drop it like it's hot..

..kayla nicole xo

Created on 2004-08-14 08:54:06 (#4183906), last updated 2009-04-15

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Name:	.: kayla :.
Birthdate:	1987-07-05
Location:	Cocoa Beach, Florida, United States
Website:	MySpace

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if you want
my autobiography
baby, just
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nAMe ♥ kAYLa
aGe ♥ 19.
LoCATiOn ♥ CoCoA BeAcH, FLORiDA
sTAtZ ♥ SiNGLE
sChOOL ♥ graduated 7.15.O5
SiBLiNgS ♥ oLDEr SiSTEr - MEgAN, 26. yOUNgER BrOTHEr - ALEx, 16.
LiViNg ♥ WiTh DaD iN HoMetOwN oF cOcOa BeAcH ♥
mUSiC ♥ rAP, r&B, cOUNTrY, rOCk, aLMOSt EVERYTHiNG..
jOb ♥ TGiFRiDAyS HoStEsS.
SUFFERs fROm.. ♥ epilepsy, trichotillomania, depression, frequent panic attacks, bruxism [tmj]..
..bUt LiViNg fOr.. ♥ fAMiLy aNd fRiENDS, sHOPPiNg, mOViEs aNd mUSiC, LAUGHiNg aNd SMiLiNg, tHE bEACh at NiGHT, KiSSES, gOOd TiMES.
jOURNAL ♥ is friends only. comment, and ill most likely add you, but i will remove you if you bitch me out for how i feel. And i reuqest that if you do comment, which is nice, at least leave your name. Anonymous comments are just stupid. My journal is half personal entries, and half friends only. Please don't add me just to make your friends list bigger, if you add me, at least read what i write.. otherwise its a waste of your time and mine. If i do have you as a friend, i try my hardest to comment as often as possible, so try to do the same for me. enjoy ♥

Smart Blonde

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn".

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

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